Warhammer Online Gold

Welcome on Warhammer Online Gold – Blog. Today I would like to add first post in my new HUMOR category. From today I will be glad to add everything related to Warhammer Online which is FUNNY – more or less, but funny :-).

I was witness to two very funny converstations, which you can read below. Enjoy :D
A – player 1
B – player 2
C – player 3

We were doing Public Quest in Ostland…
A – yeay! that was awesome!
B – piece of cake
A – ok what now?
B – I’m going to bed, my mom is chasing me
A – why?
B – well, she probably want to put me sleep
A – lol, yeah she want to finish you off :D
B – neee, but I don’t know why she is carrying an axe rotlf
A – your mother is really happy person hhaahha
B – yeah, funny like Bloodthirster or maybe more :-)
A – rotfl give her your character (Marauder) she will enjoy gameplay
B – yeah probably, but I don’t want her to block my computer and play for free :P
A – lol
B – yeah lol! Goodnight
A – take care and don’t get killed ;D

other conversation…
A – oh my I forgot caps opener for my beer :(
B- don’t worry use your teeth!
A- already done it yesterday – I’m looking for new ones
B – where? In Warhammer? In gold loot bag??
A – lol you are such an ass…
B – no I’m not :D
A – ohh yes you are :P
B – no..I’m not you fuzzy bear!
A – lol who is fuzzy?? I shaved my legs and ass today!
B – lol you know, lets stop that conversation, someone is maybe watching
A – you think so?
B – yea…other guys in our Warband ;D
A – roftl
B – hahaha
C – (player) – ……order zerg!! Help!! Stop talking and help us idiots! (during siege at Ostland).

Destruction Elite Forces (TFW)

1st AFK Panzer Brigade (leader Milkytank or Jucka from Karak Azgal Server)

2nd Elite Kamikaze Pug Regiment (successfully leaded by no one)

3rd Heavy Noobish Cavalery Division (leaded by Order Spy)

4rd Fail Battalion (Battalion is looking for new leader, after previous one fail)

10 x Elite Mailbox Guard Army (leaded by Mailbox FTW!)

+ many unknown solo leechers, some of them are noobs, some are order spies and some are AFK.

= all forces are mixed together and they transform into Zerg-Blob (less then 1% is fighting, 9% pretending, 90% waiting for lock).

Anyway it’s not a joke…

See you again